Latest jokes

Sir: You must sleep atleast 8 Hours in a Day.

Student: we can't sir.
bcz
School is only for 7 Hour.
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Sant went 2 eat chicken bt
he forgt d englsh name of chikn
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waiter:wat do u want?
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Sant:EGG's mom. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dad:If u pass in exam i'll give 1 cycle

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son:If i fail?
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Dad:I give 10cycle to open a cycle shop --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sir:wat is independence day?
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Sant:wen a wife gives divorce 2 husband
It's called independence day. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: Tell me a word that must consist of 100 letters.
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Santa: POST-BOX 
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WIFE: Remove My nighty please.
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SARDAR: ok.
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WIFE: never wear my dress again ok
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Sir: "I made a mistake"
change dis active voice in2 passive voice
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Santa: "I was made by a mistake" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Srdar looking @ his mariage certificate for a long time
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wife: wat r u looking?
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sardar:expiry date --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher;
translate it into future tense
"I kill the man"
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santa: "you will go to jail"
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Wife: whenevr
we keep
money,
our son steals it.

Husbnd: Keep it in his textbook.

It's Safe&secure
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