A place of lots of jokes

Girl-how much u love me?
Boy-like shajahan
Girl-when will u built taj mahal?
Boy-already purchased land now waiting for ur death. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Student:My DAD'S Cheque book! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: If u buy an item @12.75 & sell it @18.25
it loss or profit?
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Sardar: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Sardr had a dream in which sum1 murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank ICICI a/c

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Bcoz d bank's slogan: "We make Ur dreams come True" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa:I planned to marry a widow
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Banta:Gud.when u r going to marry?
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Santa:After your death..!
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Doctor: U will die within 2 hours. Do u want to see any one before u die.?
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Patient: Yes, a good doctor.!
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How does a Sardar dial 9943599435?
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Think!

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Guess!
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Think again.!
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First he dials 99435 & then he press "Re Dial" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar came 2
exam hall wit a
plumber.
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Sir: y hav u
brought a
slumber along?
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Sardar: Sir,I
heard that d
question paper leaked out --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wife was teaching English Grammar 2 her husband
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Wife- I am Beautiful,which tense is this?
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Husband- Past Tense
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In the exam!
Examiner:
why u wrote the formula in ur hand?
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Student:
Bcoz my sir told me that,
"Formulas must be on finger tips"
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