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A DEAD FISH.!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u wre
sendng me
Jewelry
Hus:Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bil..! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q-Why s@rd@r stand
under light?
To get bright !deas --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher:Where is Himalaya?
Kid:I don't know
Teacher:Stand
on the desk
Kid:Still I can't see --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Salesman: This computer will cut your work load by 50%.
Santa: Great! I'll take 2 of them.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Techer:which is the oldest animal in world?
Santa- ZEBRA
T:(shoked) Y?
S-Bcoz it is
BLACK & WHITE --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher:-What is cyclone?
Santa again at his best.?
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It is d loan givn to purchase cycle.! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa-Ur son is poor in studies
Banta-Why?
Santa-My son failed after copying ur sons paper --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teachr 2 Sardr: Wht z Numbr "Seven", Even r Odd?
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Srdr: Even
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Tchr: Hw can u make seven even?
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Srdr:Remove d 'S'!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay d dues,
d bank took away his car
Santa:If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan 4 my marriage also! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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