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Sir:Tum 20 Saal Ki Ladki Se Shadi Kroge Ya Apne Se 20 Saal Badi Se Bablu:Sir,Depend Krta Hai K Kon Khubsurat H Apki Beti Ya Apki Wife.
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LOVE + SHIP ="TITANIC"
DINOSARS + FOREST ="JURASSIC PARK"
ARNOLD + GUN ="TERMINATOR"
YOU + YOUR SMILE ="THE MUMMY RETURNS"
HEHEHE
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Sir-Agar Sache Dil Se Bhagwan Se Prathna Ki Jaye
To Wo Puri Hoti H
Kid-Rehne Do Sir Agar Aisa Hota To
Aaj Aap
Mere Sir Nahi
Sasur Hote
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DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to
TuM "KAnJuSo" kO itnE PyArE PyArE
"sMs"
koN
kArEga
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Teri Surat Mere Dil Me Is Tarah Bas Gayi.
Jaise Chhote Se Rikshaw Me MOTI Aunty Phas Gayi
hahaha!!!Ae MOTI!!!
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Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyo ne Talaab me
Chand Ki Parchhai Dekhi

1st-
Yeh Kya hai?

2nd-
Abe ye Chand hai.

1st-
Sale Hum Chand par Pauch gaye.
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Pappu 2 God:
Plz give me 1 bag full of money,
a job
and
1 big vehicle full of girls.


God: Bless u!


Today
Pappu is



a bus conductor
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He Bhagwan!

tu agar SMS free bhi kar dega to bhi ye

KANJUS sudharne wale nahi,

sochenge sms free hai to kya?



battery to low ho jayegi!
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Teri Yari P Humko Koi Shak Nai
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Ye Sach h K Teri Wafa ki Misaal
Kisi Kutte Se Kam Nai
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Teacher:-Tum Class Me Topi Kyon Pahen Kar Aate Ho

Santa- Taaki Kisi ko Pata na Chale Ki.
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Mere Dimagh Me Kya Chal Raha He!
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