Beta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,1 admi Abi tak
dhund rahA H
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Girl:Will u marry me?
Santa:No,humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.Mummy ne Papa se,
Didi ne Jijaji se & Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se sadi ki h.
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Govt.school k bache kisi ko ghaseet k schul le ja rhe the
buzurg-isko chod do ye khud school ayga
boy-ye studnt nhi schul ka master he
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Arz H-Teri Hasrat Dua Ban K Reh Jyegi
Teri Kismat 1Jua Banke Reh Jyegi
Or Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai Beta Wo Tere Bacho Ki "Bua"Ban K Rha Jaygi
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Lady-Maine Tumhe Kal Door Bell sahi krne ko kaha tha Tum Q ni aye
GOLU-Madam mai kal 2hours tak Bell Bajata rha
Kisi ne Darwaza hi nhi khola
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Santa: Today
I Got a differnt Msg.
Then My Mobile Switched Off!
Banta: Amazing!
Whats That Msg?
Santa-Battery low.
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Hasrt He Sirf Aapko Hasane Ki or Koi Khwaish Nhi is Begane Ki Shikwa Hume Aapse
Nhi Khuda se H, Jrurat Kya thi Aapko itna Nalayk Bnane Ki
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Santa bed ke upar ulta latka hua tha
Banta-Tu bed par kyu latka hai?
Santa-"Sar dard" ki goli khayi thi
kahi pet me na chali jaye.
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To Reduce Depression Of Students,
Sir Showed Dem 3 Idiots
Sir-
Wat Did U Learn 4m D Movie?
Stdnts-
KISS Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati
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Love Guru to His GF:
Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa,
Kuch namkin sa,
Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika ne kaha:
Dhokla.
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