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Do pyar karne wale jangal me kho gaye...







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Jangal me khoye hai

mobile me
Kyu dhund rahe ho...

Bewakuf!!!
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Bhikari-ALLAH ke Naam pe Kuch de do
Santa 100 ka Note Dikhte Hue-Kya Tumhre Paas 50 hai
Bhikari Khushi se Ji ha
Santa: To Pehle wo Kharch kr
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SNTA:chal Race lagate hE jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega
BNTA:thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pta
SNTa:Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna
BNTA:ThanX yaar
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Saas-Bhgwan Ne Tuje 2-2 Ankhe Di,
Chawal Me Se 2-4 Patthar Nhi Nikal Skti?

Bahu-Sali,
Bhgwan Ne 32 Daant Diye H,
2-4 Pthar Nhi Chaba Skti??
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Aap me 10 qualities He....

1-Bhut ache Ho
2-Smart ho
3-Honest ho
4
5
6
7
8
9
10


Are Baki Mazak Kal Krenge...

Hehehehe...
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Today is "Recharg day" so recharge my mob


Rs20=NiceFrnd

Rs50=SweetFnd

Rs150=CuteFnd

Rs250=GudFrn

Rs500=BstFnd

Ab dikhao apni dosti!!!

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1 newspaper me chapa tha ki
50% ladkiya murkh hoti he!

:
Is pr Ladkiyon ne khub hungama kiya
or
chapwaya-
50% Ladkiya murkh nhi hoti.
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If ur world is spining Round & Round & Round.

Ur heart is beating fast,

do u think its LOVE?


na Munna na

its called high blood presure! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bablu ka interview...

Interviewer:
How Can We Prevent
Noise PoLLuTioN?


:
Bablu:
So Simple!
KeeP VeHicLe HorN
iN Silent MoDe!! 
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Munna bhai : Yaar circuit ye Ram Navmi kyon manayi jati h?
Circuit-Simple hai bhai, Is din Ram 8vi pas karke 9vmi class me gaye the.
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