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Shadi me khane k 2rule
1.Pehli baar is tarah khao ki dusri baar milega nahi



2.Dusri baar is tarah khao ki pehli baar khaya hi nahi.!!
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Dr. :- Dawai Hila Hila Kar Pia Karo
Santa :- Dr. Saab, Hilane Se Dawai Chammach Se Gir Jati H aur Phir Zameen Se Chaatni
Padti Hai..! 
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
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Boy:
hey girl,
wts ur name?


girl:
"Amitabh Bachan ko dhakka maro"

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boy:
means what ?

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girl:
"PUSH PAA"
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3 jagah Maut nahi aati
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1>Jannat me
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2>jahannum me
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Or
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Or
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Or
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Star Plus ke SERIAL me
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Biwi-Chiraag Lekar Dhundhoge Toh Bhi Mujh Jaisi Biwi Kahin Nahi Milegi
Pati-Tumne Kaise Socha Ki 2ri Baar Bhi Tumhare Jaisi Hi Dhundhunga 
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papu-Train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi
Upar ki seat mili thi
Dipu-To exchange krna tha
papu-Kise karta?
Neche ki seat pe koi nahi tha na --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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?

?

?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye
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Santa wins 20 cr from Rs.20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Santa:"Give me 20 cr or else return my Rs20 back" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BANTA-Are Santa Tu Yaha Baitha He,
Tere Dost Ki Maut Ho Gayi He,
Tu Gaya Kyu Nahi ?


SANTA-Main Jata
Magar,
Usne Mujhe Bulaya Hi Nahi. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
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