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Shopkeeper: sir, Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR.?
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Santa: No thanks. I know how many pockets i have..!
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She is hot.!
She is sweet.!
She always Needs a lip for kiss.!
Whole world is Mad for her.!
Who is she.?
.
.
Answer= Tea --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wats dffrnce btwn PROBLEM,TALENT&LUCK ?
2 Boys love 1 girl = "PROBLEM"
1 Boy loves 2 girls = "TALENT"
2 Girls loves 1 boy= "LUC --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You have only 2 options in life
1-accept
2-change
.
1.Accept what u can't change.
Or
2.Change what u can't accept. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How will terrorist's son tell to his dad when he fail in his exam?
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"Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but
I never told them anything" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Fantastic Sentence at Japan Country Bus Stop:
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"Only Buses Will Wait Here.
Not your Time.
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Whats the meaning of college ?
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C - come
.
O - on
.
L - lets
.
L - love
.
E - each
.
G - girl
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E- everyday. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: Y didn't
U do Ur
homework.?
.
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Santa: I'm in d hostel,
how can I do home work.? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa went 2 interview 4 CBI officer post.
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Interviewer: who killed gandhiji.?
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Santa: Thanks 4 giving job sir i wil start investigation! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wat is the difference Btwn Himami & Sunami?
Simple
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Himami is face wash.
But
Sunami is total wash. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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