Lady tumhe kaise pata chala..?Sabzi wala-Gandhi ji bahut khush dikhai de rahe hai.
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Blue film dekhte huye Baba RAMDEV hasne lage..
Bhakt: Baba aap hanse kyu?
RAMDEV: Aaj 20 saal baad khada hua hai!
Bhakt: Baba aapne mera pakda hua h..--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nasbandi ki Team ko dubara apne Gaon me dekh kar ek Budha Bola- madarchodo ne
connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya Handset bhi le jayenge
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Sardar-ye condom itna chhota aur sakht kyon hain. sardarni- O bina dimag k jaanwar,
utaar usey wo bachcho ke dudh pine ka nipple hain.
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suhagraat ko wife husband se boli karo husband ?bola muja kuch pata nahi kaise karte hai
wife boli koi baat nahi jaise main karungi waise hi karte jaana wife ne kapde utare husband
ne be kapde utar diye fir wife ne tange utha lee husband bee tange utha kar lait gaya
aur wife ko bola ab wife boli bhosdike bahar se teen aadmi bula ek meri maarega
ek teri maarega husband tisra aadmi kya karega wife tisra vo jo mufat main message
pad raha hai uski marega
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Sardarji-aapko logo ne kyo mara?
Sardar-Arey yar meri photo bus me gir gai thi.Maine to bas itna he kaha ke madam zara
sari upar kijiye photo leni h.
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A hasina mat dikha apna seena.
Hum bhi seene mey dum rakhte hai.
Agar tu BRA mey BOMB rakhti hai.
To hum bhi UNDERWEAR mey GUN rakhte hai.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
GAON KI GORI BADI H BHOLI.BRA UTAR BED PE SOLI.GHAGRA UTAR
KE PANTY KHOLI.KHOL KE PANTY MUJHSE BOLI.NIKAL PICHKRI KHELE
HOLI_
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santa-kya hal h?
banta-gand par daily lugai ki lat padti h or duniya ki bhi
santa-sach kaha h sharuk khan ne jab koi sachche dil se tumhari gand pe lat marta h
to sari kaynat tumhari gand pe lat marne me lag jati h
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girl- indian note par gandhiji muskurate kyu dikhte h?
boy-kyuki indian lady note ko bra me rakhti h.
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