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Dar sabko lagta hai par
DAR K AAGE JEET HAI! 
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Santa-express kitne baje ki h?
TT:9 Baje
Santa-local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-malgadi?
TT-12 baje?Par Jana kaha h?
Santa-patri par POTTY karne -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Teacher:Wat happend in1869
Sardar:don't know
Teacher:Stupid,Gandhiji was born! Now tel me.Wat hapend in 1873?
Sardar:Gandhi was 4 yrs old. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Santa Aadhe Ghante Me 10 Baar Toilet Gaya 2 Banta Ne Pucha:
Kyo Bhai Chain Nahi Hai???
Santa:Hai toh Sahi Par Khul Nahi Rahi
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1 ldke ko kya chahiye
1 Ldki jo pyaar de
1 Ldki jo use dil se chahe
1 Ldki jo use khus rakhe
OR
Teeno ladkiya ek dusre se kabhi na mile -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Apko kya pata k gum kya h?
Apko kya pta gum kise kahte h?
Aap kya jano gum kya chiz h?
Qki

Aapne to hamesha
Thook se hi envelop chipkaya he
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Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai.
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai, chuhiya ka to dil deewana lagta hai.Pal bhar mai aise
kutarate hai kapde,Ab to har kapda purana lagta hai
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Hi,
Kya aapne kbhi
"Bhoot"
ko Plastic
Cover mei lipte dekha
hai??


No..



Sachi?.?



Apna..
ID card
nikaal kar dekh lo yaar...

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