Funny,Cute,SMS,Sexy,Punjabi,Indian,Jokes

Roz Roz Ki Mulaqato Ko Tu Ne Bhula Diya.

Laut Kr Aa Jao Plz


MaiNe
Haan
MaiNe Yaqeen Kro


"MORTIEN" Bujha Diya. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Ye Dekho GHAR

Or ye rha SANSAR

Njr Aya

Nhi
Tab to Apko pyar ho gya
Qki
Ghar bAR njr nhi aata
Snsar najr nhi ata jb pyar hota h --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  
Mai
agar
kahu
tumsa
Haseen
Kainat
me
Nhi
Hai
Koi
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To Yar Yaqin mat Karna
Insan Pareshani me Kuch Ulta Seeda Bol Hi Jata hai -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Bade Jalim he tere Ghar Wale
Chat k upar se Dhakka dekar Kahte Hai
AAjma Luck AAjma
AAjma Luck...
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Santa public toilet gaya Diwar p likha tha
Duniya Chand p pahuch gai or Tum yha bethe ho?
Santa niche likh aya Bas Ye kr k Ham b ja rhe h -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Kisaan Anaaj Ki Boriya le k bailgadi se Ja rha tha
Santa ne rok kar pucha- kya hai ?
Kisaan- Saab Geho
Santa- abe! to Hath Mila Ma b Gey hun -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
GOLU 2 Meter Lambe Pipe se Hukka Pi Raha tha

MOLU- Itne lambe pipe se Kyu pi rahe ho?


GOLU- Dr.Sahab ne Tambaku se door rehne ko kaha hai -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Tcher-Mai chahti hu ki 2 jiwan m teji s aage badho
Raste ki rukavato ko kuchl do
santa-Sidhe Bolo Na ap hme Train ka driver bnana
chahti ho
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Santa- Yar,Tune Poore Toilet Me POTTY Kyon Kr Di?
Banta- Mobile Ki Wajah Se
Snta- KaiseBnta-Tune Wo Ad Nhi Dekhi
'Walk When U Talk' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Sant:mene khat likha tha ki meri shadi me aana,tum q nhi aaye
Bnta:mujhe kht nhi mila
Bnta:maine likha tha Khat mile n mile tum jrur aana 
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Funny,Stylish,Sexy,Nauty,Punjabi,Hindi,Englis jokes

BOY-Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mujse Kr Do Mai Apko Uske Vazan K Brabar Sona Duga
GOLU-Waqt do
BOY-Sochne ko?
GOLU-Nai Beti Ka Vazn Barhane K Liye
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Snta k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha
DOctor:Ye kaise Hua
Snta:Me Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha
To kisi ne kha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  
SNTA: Dukh to jivan ka sathi he OR sukh to aata-jata h
BNTA: Shi bat he, meri Biwi hamesha sath hi rhti he OR meri Sali aati-jati rahti h -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Sardar in a Art Gallery--Yeh bhayanak Tasvir ko aap modern Art kahte hai.? Art
Deale - Mere baap! Tu dimag mat laga. Yeh Aaina hai.!
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Snta Ko Electric Chair Pr Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza
Sunai Gayi
Jallad-Aakhri Khwahis Kya H?
Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Rha H
Mera Hath Pakd Le -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Jism kamp gaya, Jab snta ne bnta ki Daadi se Kha: Daadi Koi acha sa Gana to Sunao!!"
Aur Daadi Boli :I Wanna Chiggi Whiggi With You Boy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Meri har yaad me TUM ho
Meri har soch me TUM ho
Meri har dua me TUM ho
meri har aas me TUM ho
Aur
TUM ho
Kutte ki DUM ho
Pta nhi kaha GUM ho -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Santa & Banta ne Zindgi me pehli bar Riksha dekha
Snta:dekho kitna chhota Taanga
Bnta:Han aur Gadha to ghoda bilkul aadmi jaisa lagta he -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Snta schol s rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho
snta-Sir ne mara
Ma-Q
snta-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di
Jo "bhonkte"he wo "kat'te"nhi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Teacher:Sab se zyada nasha kis cheez mei hota hai?
Student-padhai mei.
Teacher:Wo kaise? Student:Sir,Kitaben kholte hi neend ajati hai. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   
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Spice jokes,funny,sexy,lovely jokes

Sardar&his wife went for Divorce.
Judge: U have 3 kids. How wil u divide them?
Sardar thinks & says, ok we wil come next year with 1 more.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa goes2 a Petrol Pump,C a board Don't use Mobile Here,
he Picks hisMobile Phone,
Calls every1 from his phone
&says DON'T CALL ME NOW! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Girl was in bathroom.
1 boy is touching
all parts of girl.
She is very happy.
But d boy was not happy.
Who was that
boy ?
?
?
?
?
"LIFE BOY" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa:Today is Sunday and I Wanna Enjoy, So I Brought 3 Movie Tickets..!
Wife: Why 3.?
Santa:For You and ur Parents.! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
.
Astro: When u deliver a baby, then baby's father will die.
.
Lady: Thank god my husband is safe. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar opened a
petrol pump,
but
not even single
customer went
there!
Do u know Y?
.


.


.



Bcoz
he opened
petrol pump on
second floor. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do u know diff between
CINEMA theatre
&
OPERATION theatre?
.
CINEMA: Take ticket & go inside.
.
OPERATION: Go inside & take ticket.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar wins 20cr from Rs.20 lottery ticket
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax
Angry Srdr:
.
"Give me20 cr or return my 20Rs back" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sant: Doc i've a pblm.
.
Doc:wat is ur pblm?
.
Sant:I keep forgetting things.
.
Doc:since when u r having dis pblm.?
.
Sant:which pblm doct? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Boy:"mummy,
if I failed in this exam I'll commit suicide"
.
Mother: 'sHut up'
"never say that.
If you try to do so I'll just kill
You" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------     
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A place of lots of jokes

Girl-how much u love me?
Boy-like shajahan
Girl-when will u built taj mahal?
Boy-already purchased land now waiting for ur death. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: which
book is d most
helpful book in ur life?
:
:
:
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Student:My DAD'S Cheque book! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: If u buy an item @12.75 & sell it @18.25
it loss or profit?
.
Sardar: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardr had a dream in which sum1 murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank ICICI a/c

??

Bcoz d bank's slogan: "We make Ur dreams come True" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa:I planned to marry a widow
.
Banta:Gud.when u r going to marry?
.
Santa:After your death..!
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Doctor: U will die within 2 hours. Do u want to see any one before u die.?
.
Patient: Yes, a good doctor.!
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How does a Sardar dial 9943599435?
.

.
Think!

.

.
Guess!
.

.

Think again.!
.

.

.

.

First he dials 99435 & then he press "Re Dial" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar came 2
exam hall wit a
plumber.
.
Sir: y hav u
brought a
slumber along?
.
Sardar: Sir,I
heard that d
question paper leaked out --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wife was teaching English Grammar 2 her husband
.
Wife- I am Beautiful,which tense is this?
.
Husband- Past Tense
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In the exam!
Examiner:
why u wrote the formula in ur hand?
.
Student:
Bcoz my sir told me that,
"Formulas must be on finger tips"
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Sexy,nauty jokes in english

Hey U Know Which is d best day to propose a girl..

April 1

U Know Why??
If she accept its ur luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll. :)
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HEIGHT OF BRAVERY:-Entering Late In The Class WithOut Permission,
And
Saying To The lecturer:


HEY SWEETY CARRY ON.
DON'T STOP 4 ME. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Biology teacher told
Students 2 drow
"BACTERIA"
SARDAR's paper was blank.
When asked SARDARsaid: "bacteria" cant b seen with eyes. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Police: R U married?
.
Sardar:Yes,with a woman
.
Police: Ofcourse,
Did U ever hear of any model
marrying a Man?
.
Sardar:Yes
My sister
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Scientific
question:
How does blood
reach ur brain?

Ans:
simple,Direction of liquid alwys flows towards
"Empty Space"
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Yesterday in my dream,
U were counting lot of money.




But.,










I dint understand,




why U were sitting in front of temple..?? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar: Guess how many coins i have in my packet.?
.
Friend: If i guess right, what will u give me.?
.
Sardar: ok, i'll give both of them. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A scientist removed his door bell.
Do you know why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
He wants to win the "No-Bell" prize. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Dog & Mosquito kissed each other
.
Next day mosquito died by rabis
.
&dog died by malaria!!
.
That's called "Pyar K Side Effects" :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Girl: how much this dress cost?
.
Shopkeeper: just for 5kisses
.
Girl: Ok pack d dress. My grandma will pay d bill -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
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Latest English jokes

Which FISH can't swim in Water?
.
.
.
.
Guess???
.
.
Don't Know???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A DEAD FISH.!!  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u wre
sendng me
Jewelry
Hus:Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bil..! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q-Why s@rd@r stand
under light?






To get bright !deas --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher:Where is Himalaya?
Kid:I don't know
Teacher:Stand
on the desk
Kid:Still I can't see --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Salesman: This computer will cut your work load by 50%.
Santa: Great! I'll take 2 of them.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Techer:which is the oldest animal in world?
Santa- ZEBRA
T:(shoked) Y?
S-Bcoz it is
BLACK & WHITE --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher:-What is cyclone?

Santa again at his best.?
?
?
It is d loan givn to purchase cycle.! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa-Ur son is poor in studies
Banta-Why?
Santa-My son failed after copying ur sons paper --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teachr 2 Sardr: Wht z Numbr "Seven", Even r Odd?
.
Srdr: Even
.
Tchr: Hw can u make seven even?
.
Srdr:Remove d 'S'!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay d dues,
d bank took away his car
Santa:If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan 4 my marriage also! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------      
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Latest jokes

Sir: You must sleep atleast 8 Hours in a Day.

Student: we can't sir.
bcz
School is only for 7 Hour.
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Sant went 2 eat chicken bt
he forgt d englsh name of chikn
.
waiter:wat do u want?
.
Sant:EGG's mom. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dad:If u pass in exam i'll give 1 cycle

.
son:If i fail?
.
Dad:I give 10cycle to open a cycle shop --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sir:wat is independence day?
.
Sant:wen a wife gives divorce 2 husband
It's called independence day. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: Tell me a word that must consist of 100 letters.
.
Santa: POST-BOX 
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WIFE: Remove My nighty please.
.
SARDAR: ok.
.
WIFE: never wear my dress again ok
.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sir: "I made a mistake"
change dis active voice in2 passive voice
.
Santa: "I was made by a mistake" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Srdar looking @ his mariage certificate for a long time
.
wife: wat r u looking?
.
sardar:expiry date --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher;
translate it into future tense
"I kill the man"
.
santa: "you will go to jail"
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Wife: whenevr
we keep
money,
our son steals it.

Husbnd: Keep it in his textbook.

It's Safe&secure
.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------      
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Most Popular jokes

(Santa was SHOPPING)
.
.
Shopkeeper: sir, Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR.?
.
Santa: No thanks. I know how many pockets i have..!
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She is hot.!
She is sweet.!
She always Needs a lip for kiss.!
Whole world is Mad for her.!
Who is she.?
.

.
Answer= Tea --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wats dffrnce btwn PROBLEM,TALENT&LUCK ?





2 Boys love 1 girl = "PROBLEM"
1 Boy loves 2 girls = "TALENT"
2 Girls loves 1 boy= "LUC --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You have only 2 options in life
1-accept
2-change
.
1.Accept what u can't change.
Or
2.Change what u can't accept. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How will terrorist's son tell to his dad when he fail in his exam?

.

.
"Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but
I never told them anything" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Fantastic Sentence at Japan Country Bus Stop:
.
"Only Buses Will Wait Here.
Not your Time.
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Whats the meaning of college ?
.
C - come
.
O - on
.
L - lets
.
L - love
.
E - each
.
G - girl
.
E- everyday. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teacher: Y didn't
U do Ur
homework.?
.

.

Santa: I'm in d hostel,
how can I do home work.? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa went 2 interview 4 CBI officer post.
.
Interviewer: who killed gandhiji.?
.
Santa: Thanks 4 giving job sir i wil start investigation! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wat is the difference Btwn Himami & Sunami?

Simple
.
Himami is face wash.
But
Sunami is total wash. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------        
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Mast jokes,Kamuk jokes a golden place of it

Sabzi wala-bibi ji kya aap ne yeh 10 ka note apne blauze se nikala..?
Lady tumhe kaise pata chala..?Sabzi wala-Gandhi ji bahut khush dikhai de rahe hai.

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Blue film dekhte huye Baba RAMDEV hasne lage..

Bhakt: Baba aap hanse kyu?

RAMDEV: Aaj 20 saal baad khada hua hai!

Bhakt: Baba aapne mera pakda hua h..-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Nasbandi ki Team ko dubara apne Gaon me dekh kar ek Budha Bola- madarchodo ne
  connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya Handset bhi le jayenge
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Sardar-ye condom itna chhota aur sakht kyon hain.  sardarni- O bina dimag k jaanwar,
utaar usey wo bachcho ke dudh pine ka nipple hain.
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suhagraat ko wife husband se boli karo husband ?bola muja kuch pata nahi kaise karte hai
wife boli koi baat nahi jaise main karungi waise hi karte jaana wife ne kapde utare husband
ne be kapde utar diye fir wife ne tange utha lee husband  bee tange utha kar lait gaya
aur wife ko bola ab wife boli bhosdike bahar se teen aadmi bula ek meri maarega
ek teri maarega husband tisra aadmi kya karega wife tisra vo jo mufat main message
pad raha hai uski marega
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Sardarji-aapko logo ne kyo mara?
Sardar-Arey yar meri photo bus me gir gai thi.Maine to bas itna he kaha ke madam zara
sari upar kijiye photo leni h.
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A hasina mat dikha apna seena.
Hum bhi seene mey dum rakhte hai.
Agar tu BRA mey BOMB rakhti hai.
To hum bhi UNDERWEAR mey GUN rakhte hai.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
GAON KI GORI BADI H BHOLI.BRA UTAR BED PE SOLI.GHAGRA UTAR
KE PANTY KHOLI.KHOL KE PANTY MUJHSE BOLI.NIKAL PICHKRI KHELE
HOLI_
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 santa-kya hal h?
banta-gand par daily lugai ki lat padti h or duniya ki bhi
santa-sach kaha h sharuk khan ne jab koi sachche dil se tumhari gand pe lat marta h
to sari kaynat tumhari gand pe lat marne me lag jati h
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 girl- indian note par gandhiji muskurate kyu dikhte h?
boy-kyuki indian lady note ko bra me rakhti h.
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Student ,Punjabi ,Santa banta,sexy,nauty,funny jokes

Jab question paper ho out of control,

answer sheet karke fold!!

Answer sheet ko karke fold,

aeroplane banake bol..
ALL..
IZZ...
FAIL..
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Mountain dew ka new ad:

Come lets do something dangerous





lets sit and study. ..

Dar sabko lagta hai par
DAR K AAGE JEET HAI! 
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Santa-express kitne baje ki h?
TT:9 Baje
Santa-local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-malgadi?
TT-12 baje?Par Jana kaha h?
Santa-patri par POTTY karne -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Teacher:Wat happend in1869
Sardar:don't know
Teacher:Stupid,Gandhiji was born! Now tel me.Wat hapend in 1873?
Sardar:Gandhi was 4 yrs old. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Santa Aadhe Ghante Me 10 Baar Toilet Gaya 2 Banta Ne Pucha:
Kyo Bhai Chain Nahi Hai???
Santa:Hai toh Sahi Par Khul Nahi Rahi
.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
1 ldke ko kya chahiye
1 Ldki jo pyaar de
1 Ldki jo use dil se chahe
1 Ldki jo use khus rakhe
OR
Teeno ladkiya ek dusre se kabhi na mile -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Apko kya pata k gum kya h?
Apko kya pta gum kise kahte h?
Aap kya jano gum kya chiz h?
Qki

Aapne to hamesha
Thook se hi envelop chipkaya he
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Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai.
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:Maa!Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai, chuhiya ka to dil deewana lagta hai.Pal bhar mai aise
kutarate hai kapde,Ab to har kapda purana lagta hai
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Hi,
Kya aapne kbhi
"Bhoot"
ko Plastic
Cover mei lipte dekha
hai??


No..



Sachi?.?



Apna..
ID card
nikaal kar dekh lo yaar...

HaHa!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Shadi me khane k 2rule
1.Pehli baar is tarah khao ki dusri baar milega nahi



2.Dusri baar is tarah khao ki pehli baar khaya hi nahi.!!
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Dr. :- Dawai Hila Hila Kar Pia Karo
Santa :- Dr. Saab, Hilane Se Dawai Chammach Se Gir Jati H aur Phir Zameen Se Chaatni
Padti Hai..! 
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
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Boy:
hey girl,
wts ur name?


girl:
"Amitabh Bachan ko dhakka maro"

.


:


.


boy:
means what ?

.



.

:
.



.



girl:
"PUSH PAA"
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3 jagah Maut nahi aati
.
1>Jannat me
.
2>jahannum me
.
Or
.
.
.
.
.
Or
.
.
.
.
.
Or
.
.
.
.
.
Star Plus ke SERIAL me
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Biwi-Chiraag Lekar Dhundhoge Toh Bhi Mujh Jaisi Biwi Kahin Nahi Milegi
Pati-Tumne Kaise Socha Ki 2ri Baar Bhi Tumhare Jaisi Hi Dhundhunga 
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papu-Train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi
Upar ki seat mili thi
Dipu-To exchange krna tha
papu-Kise karta?
Neche ki seat pe koi nahi tha na --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

?

?

?

?

?

?


NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye
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Santa wins 20 cr from Rs.20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Santa:"Give me 20 cr or else return my Rs20 back" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
BANTA-Are Santa Tu Yaha Baitha He,
Tere Dost Ki Maut Ho Gayi He,
Tu Gaya Kyu Nahi ?


SANTA-Main Jata
Magar,
Usne Mujhe Bulaya Hi Nahi. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
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Do pyar karne wale jangal me kho gaye...







:?









:?








Jangal me khoye hai

mobile me
Kyu dhund rahe ho...

Bewakuf!!!
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Bhikari-ALLAH ke Naam pe Kuch de do
Santa 100 ka Note Dikhte Hue-Kya Tumhre Paas 50 hai
Bhikari Khushi se Ji ha
Santa: To Pehle wo Kharch kr
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SNTA:chal Race lagate hE jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega
BNTA:thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pta
SNTa:Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna
BNTA:ThanX yaar
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Saas-Bhgwan Ne Tuje 2-2 Ankhe Di,
Chawal Me Se 2-4 Patthar Nhi Nikal Skti?

Bahu-Sali,
Bhgwan Ne 32 Daant Diye H,
2-4 Pthar Nhi Chaba Skti??
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Aap me 10 qualities He....

1-Bhut ache Ho
2-Smart ho
3-Honest ho
4
5
6
7
8
9
10


Are Baki Mazak Kal Krenge...

Hehehehe...
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Today is "Recharg day" so recharge my mob


Rs20=NiceFrnd

Rs50=SweetFnd

Rs150=CuteFnd

Rs250=GudFrn

Rs500=BstFnd

Ab dikhao apni dosti!!!

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1 newspaper me chapa tha ki
50% ladkiya murkh hoti he!

:
Is pr Ladkiyon ne khub hungama kiya
or
chapwaya-
50% Ladkiya murkh nhi hoti.
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If ur world is spining Round & Round & Round.

Ur heart is beating fast,

do u think its LOVE?


na Munna na

its called high blood presure! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bablu ka interview...

Interviewer:
How Can We Prevent
Noise PoLLuTioN?


:
Bablu:
So Simple!
KeeP VeHicLe HorN
iN Silent MoDe!! 
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Munna bhai : Yaar circuit ye Ram Navmi kyon manayi jati h?
Circuit-Simple hai bhai, Is din Ram 8vi pas karke 9vmi class me gaye the.
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SMS Jokes,Funn jokes,nauty jokes,smily jokes

Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se laye
Beta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,1 admi Abi tak
dhund rahA H
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 Girl:Will u marry me?
Santa:No,humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.Mummy ne Papa se,
Didi ne Jijaji se & Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se sadi ki h.
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Govt.school k bache kisi ko ghaseet k schul le ja rhe the
buzurg-isko chod do ye khud school ayga
boy-ye studnt nhi schul ka master he
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Arz H-Teri Hasrat Dua Ban K Reh Jyegi
Teri Kismat 1Jua Banke Reh Jyegi
Or Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai Beta Wo Tere Bacho Ki "Bua"Ban K Rha Jaygi
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Lady-Maine Tumhe Kal Door Bell sahi krne ko kaha tha Tum Q ni aye
GOLU-Madam mai kal 2hours tak Bell Bajata rha
Kisi ne Darwaza hi nhi khola
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Santa: Today
I Got a differnt Msg.
Then My Mobile Switched Off!


Banta: Amazing!
Whats That Msg?








Santa-Battery low.
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Hasrt He Sirf Aapko Hasane Ki or Koi Khwaish Nhi is Begane Ki Shikwa Hume Aapse
Nhi Khuda se H, Jrurat Kya thi Aapko itna Nalayk Bnane Ki
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Santa bed ke upar ulta latka hua tha
Banta-Tu bed par kyu latka hai?
Santa-"Sar dard" ki goli khayi thi
kahi pet me na chali jaye.
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To Reduce Depression Of Students,
Sir Showed Dem 3 Idiots

Sir-
Wat Did U Learn 4m D Movie?

Stdnts-
KISS Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati
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Love Guru to His GF:
Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa,
Kuch namkin sa,
Kuch mitha sa kaho!



Premika ne kaha:



Dhokla.
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Sir:Tum 20 Saal Ki Ladki Se Shadi Kroge Ya Apne Se 20 Saal Badi Se Bablu:Sir,Depend Krta Hai K Kon Khubsurat H Apki Beti Ya Apki Wife.
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LOVE + SHIP ="TITANIC"
DINOSARS + FOREST ="JURASSIC PARK"
ARNOLD + GUN ="TERMINATOR"
YOU + YOUR SMILE ="THE MUMMY RETURNS"
HEHEHE
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Sir-Agar Sache Dil Se Bhagwan Se Prathna Ki Jaye
To Wo Puri Hoti H
Kid-Rehne Do Sir Agar Aisa Hota To
Aaj Aap
Mere Sir Nahi
Sasur Hote
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DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to
TuM "KAnJuSo" kO itnE PyArE PyArE
"sMs"
koN
kArEga
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Teri Surat Mere Dil Me Is Tarah Bas Gayi.
Jaise Chhote Se Rikshaw Me MOTI Aunty Phas Gayi
hahaha!!!Ae MOTI!!!
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Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyo ne Talaab me
Chand Ki Parchhai Dekhi

1st-
Yeh Kya hai?

2nd-
Abe ye Chand hai.

1st-
Sale Hum Chand par Pauch gaye.
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Pappu 2 God:
Plz give me 1 bag full of money,
a job
and
1 big vehicle full of girls.


God: Bless u!


Today
Pappu is



a bus conductor
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He Bhagwan!

tu agar SMS free bhi kar dega to bhi ye

KANJUS sudharne wale nahi,

sochenge sms free hai to kya?



battery to low ho jayegi!
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Teri Yari P Humko Koi Shak Nai
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Ye Sach h K Teri Wafa ki Misaal
Kisi Kutte Se Kam Nai
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Teacher:-Tum Class Me Topi Kyon Pahen Kar Aate Ho

Santa- Taaki Kisi ko Pata na Chale Ki.
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Mere Dimagh Me Kya Chal Raha He!
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